2009 Dirty Jokes

Following are the dirty jokes we published on the site in 2009. Enjoy!

●	Sunday Morning Sex
●	A Guy Goes To His Eye Doctor For An Examination
●	A Man Came Down With The Flu And Was Forced To Stay Home One Day
●	Two Lawyers Were Walking Down Rodeo Drive
●	A Bloke Is Sat At A Bar When He Sees This Gorgeous Woman Waiting For Her Date
●	The Difference Between A Pick Pocket And A Peeping Tom
●	The Best Thing About Marrying A Woman With Leprosy
●	Why Did God Create Alcohol
●	What Do Blondes And The Bermuda Triangle Have In Common
●	The Difference Between A Girlfriend And Wife
●	A Guy Phones Up His Boss
●	Why Do Women Pay More Attention To Their Appearance Than Improving Their Minds
●	An 87 Year Old Woman Came Home From Bingo To Find Her Husband In Bed With Another Woman
●	Three Guys Are Discussing Women
●	How About I Blow My Load In Your Ear
●	The Difference Between Love True Love And Showing Off
●	Bruce Is Driving Over The Sydney Harbor Bridge One Day When He Sees His Girlfriend
●	A Woman Walks Into A Drugstore And Asks The Pharmacist If He Sells Size Extra Large Condoms
●	Whats Six Inches Long
●	A Famous Pilot Was Having Dinner With A Brunette
●	How Is A Woman Like A Condom
●	A Doctor Was Having An Affair With His Nurse
●	The Difference Between Oral Sex And Anal Sex
●	A Teacher Cautiously Approaches The Subject Of Sex Education With Her Fourth Grade Class
●	Two Married Buddies Are Out Drinking One Night When One Turns To The Other And Says
●	Two Parents Take Their Son On A Vacation And Go To A Nude Beach
●	Charlie Marries A Virgin
●	A Teenage Girl Comes Home From School And Asks Her Mother
●	A Young Woman Was Having A Physical Examination And Was Very Embarrassed Because Of A Weight Problem
●	A Friend Asked Me The Other Day Why I Never Got Married
●	There Were Two High School Sweethearts Who Went Out Together For Four Years In High School And Were Both Virgins
●	The Kindergarten Class Had A Homework Assignment To Find Out About Something Exciting And Relate It To The Class
●	Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To Heaven
●	A Man Goes To A Shrink And Says
●	A Grade School Teacher Gave The Assignment To Her Class
●	The Difference Between Having Guts And Having Balls
●	The Teacher Asked Her Students To Use The Word
●	A Man From Texas Buys A Round Of Drinks For Everyone In The Bar As He Announces His Wife Has Just Produced
●	An Old Man In The Nursing Home Got A Bottle Of Wine For His Birthday
●	A Man Walking Down The Beach Sees An Old Bottle In The Sand And Begins To Play
●	Saturday Morning I Got Up Early
●	Kindergarden Class Was On A Field Trip To Their Local Police Station Where They Saw Pictures
●	A Husband And Wife And Their Two Sons Are Watching Tv
●	A Husband And A Wife Were Out Enjoying A Round Of Golf
●	One Fine Morning In Eden
●	The Teacher Walks Into Her Classroom And Announces To The Class That On Each Friday
●	Three Blondes Are Walking Down The Beach
●	A Frustrated Housewife Decided Her Sex Life Needed Spicing Up After 20 Years
●	A Man And A Woman Were Married For 40 Years
●	Right In The Middle Of Lovemaking The Husband Dies Of A Heart Attack
●	Two Dwarfs Go Into A Bar Where They Pick Up Two Prostitutes
●	How is marriage a three ring circus
●	A Man And His Wife Were Having Problems In Their Relationship
●	An American Girl A French Girl And An African Girl Are Traveling In A Plane
●	What Did The Woman Say To Michael Jackson On The Beach
●	A Young Lady Came Home From A Date
●	Three Guys Go To A Ski Lodge
●	As The Plane Began To Descend Towards The Airport
●	A Man And A Woman Started To Have Sex In The Middle Of A Dark Forest
●	Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS
●	There Are Three Kinds Of Sex
●	A Guy Walks Into A Sperm Donor Bank Wearing
●	Dirty Joke - What Is Worse Than Getting Raped By Jack The Ripper