Oktoberfest Body Cavity Checks

Ah, Oktoberfest. Drink beer till you vomit or break your nose by falling on your face after you pass out. Yep, that’s the definition of fun.

Well, when there are thousands of insanely drunk people staggering around, what do you have? Yep, an opportunity and a couple of German teenage boys got creative.

Xcuse Me, Mam…

Apparently tired of watching mom and dad stagger home in a drunken stupor, three teenage boys decided to get in on the action. Drunk women everywhere. Oh, what shall we do?  The decided inspections were in order!

Dressing up like German policemen, the boys hit Oktoberfest like a train. They told hot, drunk women that they were patting down people to make sure nobody was carrying weapons and bombs, etc. Women would submit and the boys would get very frisky. Very frisky.

After a few days, the friskiness started getting them in trouble. Apparently, the frisked a few women who weren’t completely blotto. Complaints were made to the local authorities who thought 1) Who the hell is impersonating us, and 2) Why didn’t we think of that?

Apparently realizing their turf was being tread upon, the real authorities decided to take a look. Pop! Our three daring teens were bagged and the friskiness came to an end.

The boys are being charged with sexual harassment, impersonating an officer of the law, indecent behavior and having a really good idea. Now, is this really how we want to reward creativity?

For shame.

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